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beer. Some, like myself, will ask for childhood, sitting on the back stoop
another round, while others are in the hot sun, sipping through a
content with the experience of just straw-stuffed into a box of juice. It's
one. However, at some point, you pleasant. Yet there is a mild bitterness
will go back to this beer because it is to this fruit punch taste that enhances,
perfectly sweet. rather than overwhelms the
experience. It is much like the taste
of tonic water added to the bowl of
fruit punch to liven up the drink at a
dry party. This beer, with its 8.5%
alcohol per volume, is a beer that
everyone at the party will likely want
to drink because the taste is truly
something to be experienced. The
harbinger of this experience - the one
who encourages everyone to have a
sip - will also be elevated to the same
exalted level of "Life of the Party,"
even if he or she didn't even bring the
beer. Because of the higher alcohol
content and the taste, to this beer, I
would say, "Another round!"
The Asshole. The Dry Hopped
Barley Wine Style Ale clothes itself
with the appearance of The Eccentric.
The asshole has opinions. It makes
The Life of the Party. If the nice various and unfounded claims, all of
guy or gal should suddenly develop which are initially intriguing, but the
charisma, this person would become more you are around the asshole, the
the one who makes everyone laugh, more uncomfortable you feel because
yet does so in a way that offends no the asshole has complete disregard
one at all. The Atlantic Style Vintage for anyone but himself. This beer
Ale is one such beer. Upon giving it gives off the sweet, citrusy aroma of
an introductory sniff, a faint plummy orange blossoms, and you think,
aroma wafts through your nostrils, "Yeah! This is gonna be great!"
much like the mist of body spray However, when you sip it for the first
from five feet away. Upon your first time, you are reminded of that one
sip, you are greeted by fruit punch, time when you insufficiently peeled
and you are taken back to your
another round, while others are in the hot sun, sipping through a
content with the experience of just straw-stuffed into a box of juice. It's
one. However, at some point, you pleasant. Yet there is a mild bitterness
will go back to this beer because it is to this fruit punch taste that enhances,
perfectly sweet. rather than overwhelms the
experience. It is much like the taste
of tonic water added to the bowl of
fruit punch to liven up the drink at a
dry party. This beer, with its 8.5%
alcohol per volume, is a beer that
everyone at the party will likely want
to drink because the taste is truly
something to be experienced. The
harbinger of this experience - the one
who encourages everyone to have a
sip - will also be elevated to the same
exalted level of "Life of the Party,"
even if he or she didn't even bring the
beer. Because of the higher alcohol
content and the taste, to this beer, I
would say, "Another round!"
The Asshole. The Dry Hopped
Barley Wine Style Ale clothes itself
with the appearance of The Eccentric.
The asshole has opinions. It makes
The Life of the Party. If the nice various and unfounded claims, all of
guy or gal should suddenly develop which are initially intriguing, but the
charisma, this person would become more you are around the asshole, the
the one who makes everyone laugh, more uncomfortable you feel because
yet does so in a way that offends no the asshole has complete disregard
one at all. The Atlantic Style Vintage for anyone but himself. This beer
Ale is one such beer. Upon giving it gives off the sweet, citrusy aroma of
an introductory sniff, a faint plummy orange blossoms, and you think,
aroma wafts through your nostrils, "Yeah! This is gonna be great!"
much like the mist of body spray However, when you sip it for the first
from five feet away. Upon your first time, you are reminded of that one
sip, you are greeted by fruit punch, time when you insufficiently peeled
and you are taken back to your
